IF YOU SEE SWAMP THING, SAY SWAMP THING: THAT'S A WRAP!
It's over! It's done! The show we watched for fun! There's no more Swamp Thing now because it's o-ver! He was strong and he was super! He was a truly tubular tuber! But he's cancelled now and resting in the clo-ver! Durock remains gigantic, Chapman's been cast in Titanic, But in a warehouse in the famous Sunshine Sta-ate, Are what remains of Houma town (everything not nailed down) And a salad suit inside an unmarked cra-ate. Will Swamp Thing return some day? Or will the suit end up on Ebay? Is this truly the end of the hero of whom we si-i-i-i-ing? This valiant vegetable platter is the only hero who matters! SO... Lights -- Camera -- Swamp Thing! After three seasons of some of the most baffling (if sometimes endearing) television ever to be committed to the medium, the 1990-1993 USA Network late night Swamp Thing series is drawing to a close. Farewell, sweet swamp prince, may a flight of swamp angels sing you to your swamp sleep. What can you expect from the se...
