Hey, you know what Batman hates? Batman hates guns. A gun took his parents away from him, and a gun is at the root of every act of violence he prevents. But you know what Batman hates more than guns? Stinkin' yella Japs.
"Oh, wow, a new gun! Thanks, Batman! Now you and your little elf sidekick can go home, beat up that retard in the question-mark pajamas, have a nice hot shower, eat a full meal, and enjoy a secure night's sleep. You've done your part! ...Uh, did you bring any shells?"
Scenario Two:
"WHAT TH' #$%@'S WRONG WITH YOU? GET YOUR HEAD DOWN, FOO---OH CHRIST THEY GOT THE KID! HE WAS WEARING YELLOW AND RED IN A JUNGLE, YOU STUPID #$%@&!!!"
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Scenario One:
"Oh, wow, a new gun! Thanks, Batman! Now you and your little elf sidekick can go home, beat up that retard in the question-mark pajamas, have a nice hot shower, eat a full meal, and enjoy a secure night's sleep. You've done your part! ...Uh, did you bring any shells?"
Scenario Two:
"WHAT TH' #$%@'S WRONG WITH YOU? GET YOUR HEAD DOWN, FOO---OH CHRIST THEY GOT THE KID! HE WAS WEARING YELLOW AND RED IN A JUNGLE, YOU STUPID #$%@&!!!"
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