Perfect for bustin' bronchos! ...Whatever the hell those might be. Blobs of lung disease, perhaps?
"Clicks noisily as it shoots:" not the awesome selling point the author intended, I'd wager.
"You would expect to pay $5 to $10 for a good cowboy outfit! But we'll sell you instructions for making these hideous monstrosities for ONLY FOUR DOLLARS!! (Materials not included. Noisy clicker sold separately.)"
...Yeah, why doesn't that dang ol' Federal government leave the small businessman alone?
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All it's missing is the pointy hat!
Perfect for bustin' bronchos! ...Whatever the hell those might be. Blobs of lung disease, perhaps?
"Clicks noisily as it shoots:" not the awesome selling point the author intended, I'd wager.
"You would expect to pay $5 to $10 for a good cowboy outfit! But we'll sell you instructions for making these hideous monstrosities for ONLY FOUR DOLLARS!! (Materials not included. Noisy clicker sold separately.)"
...Yeah, why doesn't that dang ol' Federal government leave the small businessman alone?
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