Tuesday, March 30, 2010

It's BATMAN LEADS AN INTERESTING LIFE TUESDAY!


If the premise of this cover is that Batman would be reluctant to wale the bloody tar out of a blind dude, I ask you to recall an earlier post where I listed the number of burn victims and slim women among his rogues gallery. Batman would dropkick five babies just to clear enough room to round-house punch a pony. Dude has no qualms, blind guys.
Favorite part of this cover, by the way: The black cat. Oh yeah, this is what they mean when they talk about black cats being unlucky, just like the old saying goes "See a black cat, blind guys will crock you en masse..."

Friday, March 26, 2010

Activity Page Friday


He looks so at peace here. I shudder to think what some'a you're gonna do ...

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

It's BATMAN LEADS AN INTERESTING LIFE TUESDAY!

Honestly, I don't see the difference between this and all those leftover action figures that've been littering the shelves of Target since 1989 ...

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

It's BATMAN LEADS AN INTERESTING LIFE TUESDAY!


Riddle me this, Batman: What ape-inspired plot device is bound to end in tears? Gorilla tears, that is. And smashed Robin. Give up? Starts with an "M"...

Friday, March 12, 2010

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

It's BATMAN LEADS AN INTERESTING LIFE TUESDAY!

You know how they make Batman comics? Well, tiny bat-homonculi are generated by unseen forces and forced into artistic labor. Much blood-letting and terrifying screams in the night later, ta-daa, a comic book!

Friday, March 5, 2010

New Feature: Activity Page Friday

From DC's "Super Powers Anti-Coloring Book", Click for a larger version. Papers due Monday. Show your work.