Friday, September 19, 2014

DEFENDERS WEEK: HELLCAT IS A LITTLE BIT FORWARD

Patsy Walker, a.k.a. Hellcat of the Defenders, is a little bit forward

"What? Patsy, we're at the Humane Society. Those are hamsters."

Just a little.

She's being hit on by Jack of Hearts, a hero whose every cell is infused with deadly radiation
and will kill anyone he touches if he's not in his protective suit. What I'm saying is that hookup
isn't going to go far.

But she doesn't hold a candle to Captain Ultra.

"I mean my dick is a superhero too, in case you missed my innuendo."

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2 comments:

  1. BillyWitchDoctorSeptember 19, 2014 at 11:05 PM

    The entire household has been aroused

    "Hulk say! Cat lady cutting glass with nipples! Display embarrasses Hulk."

    Uh-oh, looks like the Torpedo got torpedoed. (Don't worry, fella, it'll all be over for you very, very, very, very soon.)

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  2. JoshSeptember 20, 2014 at 2:39 AM

    Words on the computer screen: "But she doesn't hold a candle to Captain Ultra."

    My brain: "...which is good, since he passes out when he sees an open flame."

    Another part of my brain: "Oh god, I'm such a nerd..."

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