"I'll send ye forward in time a few decades, and ye can shoot the guy when he's well past his prime! Then ye can enjoy all that weal--wait, that makes no sense. Okay, ye shoot the guy in the future, but magic makes it take effect in the past! Don't ask! It be magic!"
"Look, can't we just do the bit where I go BACK in time to kill his father and make sure he was never born, but I kill my own father by mistake and end up screaming in limbo? It's less embarrassing."
"No! Old hat, that is! Now shut ye up and drink this bag o' farts!"
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"I'll send ye forward in time a few decades, and ye can shoot the guy when he's well past his prime! Then ye can enjoy all that weal--wait, that makes no sense. Okay, ye shoot the guy in the future, but magic makes it take effect in the past! Don't ask! It be magic!"
ReplyDelete"Look, can't we just do the bit where I go BACK in time to kill his father and make sure he was never born, but I kill my own father by mistake and end up screaming in limbo? It's less embarrassing."
"No! Old hat, that is! Now shut ye up and drink this bag o' farts!"
"Agh! My heart! It's starting to stop!"
"What a strange thing fer ye t'be sayin'."