"My stamping grounds was the classic horror comic THIS MAGAZINE IS HAUNTED, which I'll just be sitting here waiting for the comics journalism sphere to give me credit for what they've chosen to call Grant Morrison's latest innovative idea. Hey buddy, we had a haunted comic long before Multiversity played with the idea. Do you have any idea how many children of the 1950s bought our comic and were subsequently cursed for seven generations? Ask your dad.
As far as our story goes today, it's a another forgotten classic from Dell's hallmark horror title, Tales of the Tomb, and you can take my word for it that it's a classic. After all, that's what I have my doctorate in; comparative literature. Yup, Arthur Randolph Haunt, Doctor of Humanities, that's me! And here's "Two for the Price of One!"
Story: John Stanley