Originally published in 1977 by the fine folks at Simon & Schuster - whose collaboration with Marvel had produced reprint volumes, a highly acclaimed original graphic novel featuring the Silver Surfer, assorted activity books and the legendary How To Draw Comics The Marvel Way - the Cookbook was intended to be some sort of entry-level recipes for kiddie-winks. Nonetheless, it included recipes for everything from swiss steak and meatloaf to parfaits, veal and fried chicken - all of which might be a little out of your average junior foodie's league.
Also, the illustrations within were hasty and confusing, and led to images like the below wherein Captain America, I suppose, is hefting a plate full of pancakes but actually appears to be loading up on buttered ham and dowels.
For the amateur gourmand, the book is also loaded with handy definitions. For instance, were you aware that "Instant Eatery" referred to "Any food you can grab from the refrigerator or bread box and put into your mouth without cooking it"? You may also know that by it's more common name, food.
|Like baking soda?|
When I think of the great heroes of Norse lore, there's only one thing that truly comes to mind: Cabbage rolls. No wonder, than, that The Mighty Thor's "Thor-iffic" cabbage rolls earn a page of their own. Also, they sort of look like what bricks of heroin look like in every cop drama I've ever seen. Fuckin' right they're Thor-iffic!
The Hulk gets about a half-dozen recipes all to himself, and every one of them is some variation on the theme of "overdoing it." That being said, I suspect this one, at least, is tongue-in-cheek. Or I hope so. If not, I've identified the source of America's childhood obesity epidemic.
I suppose, as appropriateness goes, Iron Man shilling for an assortment of liver dishes makes a lot of sense. Moreso than Hawkeye sponsoring a corned beef recipe, except that I imagine half the stains on Hawkeye's shirt fronts are corned beef (the other half is grape jelly). Still, apparently the iron in liver wasn't enough of an endorsement for this chapter, which is why Stan has to get in on the action.
|So, wait, that armor is made out of liver?|
There's no dish in here that seems worth trying, but the sole entry for Galactus is a particularly offensive treat. I say that only because I originally missed the part in the recipe where it told you to pick some of these toppings, rather than all of them. I absolutely dare someone to try this with everything: swiss cheese, jlly, applesauce, sloppy joe mic, meat spread, cinnamon ... c'mon, you want to be cool, right? As cool as Galactus?
|Oh, so the pancakes are made of He-Men.|
And, lastly, this just seems mean.
|Also, "Racist" - he's not even a chicken!|