|Once I had a love and it was a gas ...|
|The guy's gimmick is he fishes for compliments.|
Thanks to a tip from a local lawyer who's hep to Gotham's booming vengeance scene, Batman and Robin are tipped off to one final attempt on a local life - a tiny glass unicorn sent to one Laura Wingfield by one of her gentlemen callers. NO WAIT I mean a local auto manufacturer, which is the truly chilling revelation - Gotham City has an auto industry. No wonder the place is overrun by crime, its local industry probably collapsed back in '88. You've seen the Michael Moore documentary "Bruce and Me," right?
This is a wasted opportunity, since the Bat-crew left a lot of terrible puns on the table, not the least of which was Batman exploiting his enemy's glass jaw. Ho ho, see how great a joke that would've been? It certainly wouldn't have diminished the whole comic and everyone working on it, no ...
|Revell's least-successful motto.|