"What? Patsy, we're at the Humane Society. Those are hamsters." |
Just a little.
But she doesn't hold a candle to Captain Ultra.
"I mean my dick is a superhero too, in case you missed my innuendo." |
"What? Patsy, we're at the Humane Society. Those are hamsters." |
"I mean my dick is a superhero too, in case you missed my innuendo." |
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The entire household has been aroused
"Hulk say! Cat lady cutting glass with nipples! Display embarrasses Hulk."
Uh-oh, looks like the Torpedo got torpedoed. (Don't worry, fella, it'll all be over for you very, very, very, very soon.)
Words on the computer screen: "But she doesn't hold a candle to Captain Ultra."
My brain: "...which is good, since he passes out when he sees an open flame."
Another part of my brain: "Oh god, I'm such a nerd..."
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